People and things that can really PISS ME OFF (Created and written By Nizi Silveira)
- Sim, esta é a volta triunfal da série mais honesta e polêmica deste blog; série destinada às coisas (e pessoas) que me emputecem.
...E no capítulo de hoje...
´´ATIVIDADES COMPLEMENTARES´´.
Toda instituição de ensino que se preze tem o dever quase vital de incentivar a cultura (quase que eu escrevo ´´incendiar´´...quase...ufa...); porém/contudo/não obstante, existe um imenso abismo separando o ´´incentivar´´ e o ´´obrigar´´, and some people seems 2 ignore that completly.
Você, caro leitor, que neste momento está sentado numa confortável poltrona de maplewood do século XVII comendo Fritopan, deve estar se perguntando: ´´Afinal querido Nizi, o que diabos são ´´ATIVIDADES COMPLEMENTARES´´?
Calma...eu explico...
A cada final de semestre na faculdade, eu devo fazer 40 pontos através de tarefas relacionadas à cultura; exemplo:
- Se ler um livro e fizer seu resumo/ resenha (manuscrito), garanto 2 pontos, pero, só são permitidos 2 livros por semestre.
-Assistindo um filme e fazendo sua resenha detalhada, garanto mais 2 pontos.
- Rasgando o joelho com um estilete até a batata da perna garanto de 12 à 18 pontos (depende muito do procedimento médico à ser utilizado).
-Encontrando Osama Bin Laden, mais 10 pontos.
-Promovendo a paz no Tibet, ganho mais 15 pontos.
- Receber sexo oral de um fã deste blog, 189.986.543.321 pontos. (chegaê, vai?)
Claro, você precisa comprovar que realmente fez o trabalho, já que a querida Professora Vânia é uma mulher extremamente inteligente, severa e astuta; o último que a enganou acabou enforcado numa janela; seu nome era Vladimir herzog (foto).
Ou seja:
Leu o livro? Tire xerox da capa e anexe ao trabalho.
Viu um filme? Anexe o ticket da locadora.
Encontrou Osama? Anexe um tufo de sua barba grisalha ao trabalho.
Salvou o Tibet? Tire uma foto com pelo menos 50 tibetanos felizes fazendo hang-loose feito baianinho modernoso.
Fez sexo oral no dono deste blog? Thank you.
ATIVIDADES COMPLEMENTARES- An total waste of time that really PISSES ME OFF...
Status- Happyyy! (had an amazing week- Claro, a falta de ar permanece). Minha querida amiga Kátia está trabalhando, Gutoloko desapareceu.
Lendo- ´´Os miseráveis´´ (Victor Hugo)
Recomendado- O programa ´´15 minutos´´ Da MTV Brasil; Marcelo Adnet mereceu minha atenção por seu humor inteligente e sagaz. Só de dizer que os jovens brasileiros são imbecis que nunca abriram um livro para ler já foi o suficiente para ganhar meu respeito...
Escutando- O mestre. A lenda. Um dos maiores clássicos da história do metal:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MG8zDyz7Ak O cara tem 65 anos e ainda faz turnês...He´s the king.
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posted by Nizi Silveira at 3:35 PM
14 Comments:
caraaaaaaaaaaaalho! saudade, seu merda! Aparece aqui em casa no feriado! Tá todo mundo querendo noticia do velho capitão nizi!!
abração
Tchê!!
precisava vir te dar os parabéns por esse blog... me impreciono com a sua intelegencia e com o seu senso de humor...adoro vir aqui e dar uma lida nas coisas que voce escreve...são realmente muito boas!!
parabéns mesmo!
e só para não perder o costume
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